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Germaphobes Demotivational Poster


Fun Fact for Germaphobes -


TAGS: germaphobes twilight zone cremation crematorium
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 2:19 pm
I'm a big fan, as you can tell, of the ORIGINAL Twilight Zone series. Rod Serling's introduction which combined metaphors and puns was truly a work of art and pure genius. Can't find anything like it on TV today.
MrStupidGir - July 6, 2013, 11:20 pm
nice, even made that twilight zone music tune in in my head as I was reading this, kudos
5150monkeylove - July 6, 2013, 2:20 pm
Written perfectly. Captured his tone and inflection on paper. Nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 6, 2013, 1:22 am
I know, those d**n penguins! Ewwww!
steve1961 - July 5, 2013, 9:14 pm
Except for those germ-infested penguins...
EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:28 pm
Antarctica works too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 7:13 pm
I told you that you inspired me to word it correctly, lol.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:27 pm
Very nicely done sir. 5L nicely indeed!


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TAGS: ocd germaphobes enjoy your next cheeseburger
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2013, 8:03 pm
I guess you just can't really find good help these days X-D
ughomer - August 17, 2013, 5:49 am
Saw this notice once w/o the "returning to work" part after I tinkled at a C-Store. Bet I waited an hour for a kid clerk to come and wash MY hands after zipping-up!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 6:15 pm
It's dangerous I admit, but it's better than trying to keep up with California's ever changing medical policy. If I die, I'll just meet y'all on the other side :-)
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 5:06 pm

I recently completed 'No Vet Dies Alone' training at the VA Hospital. The section on sanitation was enough to turn me into a zealot. Finding out what lurks on grocery carts was sobering. I carry sanitizer in my purse and always use the cleaning station.EW
curlyrocks - August 15, 2013, 5:00 pm
It's all fun and building up your immunity till some one gets the Norwalk Virus.


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